The Ten Wine Commandments: III

I.Thou shalt have no other beverages before wine

II.Thou shalt not make unto wine any graven image

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Krug thy Champagne god in vain (There is absolutely no wiggle-room here.  Krug really is sanctified sparkling nectar of the gods and should never be blasphemed.  Of course if you do have a real cursing problem, I suggest creating a ‘curse cup.’  Pitch in one dollar every time vile language tumbles from your lips.  In no time, you’ll be able to afford that $150 bottle of Krug)