The Ten Wine Commandments: VII

Wine Commandments I-V

VI. Thou shalt not kill

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery (Don’t even think about pouring orange juice into your glass of Champagne.  This is very nearly an unpardonable offense.  If you must have sweetened bubbly at brunch, try Asti, Moscato d’Asti, or Brachetto d’Acqui.  But for god’s sake, do not adulterate Champagne.  Now Cold Duck is another story..)