The Ten Wine Commandments: VIII

Wine Commandments I-V

VI. Thou shalt not kill

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery

VIII. Thou shalt not steal (Perhaps swiping that nifty corkscrew or shiny ice bucket from the swank hotel you stayed in last weekend isn’t technically stealing.  I fully intend to return those items the next time I stay there.  Really - I promise.  Don’t tell anyone.  Please.)