Hey, yo. I drank this wine, right.
Ruby red, cherry aroma; not too tight
Not so strange. But dig this:
It's from Napoleon's birth-site.
Howdy Monsieur, much obliged for the avant-garde.
Even though, you own nary a vine-yard.
Vanilla charred, speakin of which or who,
wine all toasty like you tossed in an oak or two.
A glass of baked fruit cru; bottled in C.A. - who knew?
His name rhymes with "Spark Test."
You could call him experimenter, quester, Mr. Mark West.
Able to snag Pinot from a Mediterranean Isle,
then bring it back; age it on the P-coast for a while.
More interesting than any critter-wine bottling.
When you're online, find it on wine-searcher-ing.
What's up with your Pinot? It's cheap and a good drink.
Whoever don't like it, needs examined - they can't think.
Rhymes inspired by ATHF