It appears as if all those jokes about beer bellies and beer guts will have to be rewritten:
"A new study shows that after France and Italy, the United States is the world’s third-largest consumer of table wines. And if that growth stays steady, the U.S. will become the global leader by 2008."
Headlines from 2009
Candidate Insists She's Not a 'Beer-Drinking', Volvo-Driving, Latte-Sipping Liberal
Lose That Winegut in 12 Days!
The New Budweiser Frogs Say, "Gewurz Tra Min Er!"
Introducing The Stadium Goblet
Screaming Eagle To Sponsor NASCAR
Are you prepared for Merlot swilling Packers fans, Riesling pitchers for $6 and Chardonnay in a can (oh wait)?