The Ten Wine Commandments: VI

Wine Commandments I-V

VI. Thou shalt not kill (Two possible exceptions: If the server at a restaurant cops a wine snob persona and makes you feel like an ignorant, plonk-swilling dolt.  Or, if you spend a day’s salary on a bottle of wine, open it up, and discover it is ‘corked.’  At this point, blood should be shed.  Or perhaps a ‘Wet Willey’ will suffice.  Yeah, I’d go with the Willey.)