Dams Dental
A fun fact for you:
In the Albanian language, the word for pain is 'dhembe'
In the Albanian language, the word for tooth is 'dhemb'
-My morning with the dentist-
Dr. DDS: Let me know if you feel any discomfort
Me (gauze and hardware in mouth): Offgh-Kayghh
*dental drill whirs & whines*
Dr. DDS: Everything alright?
Me (gauze and hardware in mouth): Ughhhh-hahhumphh
*dental drill makes contact with enamel; the smell of burning teeth fills the room*
Me (in my mind): This isn't too bad. Ohh. Oww! Sonofa$%^$%^&^%& what the #$%$#% mother$#^% holy^&*(*@
*drill stops*
Dr. DDS: Everything alright?
Me (gauze and hardware in mouth; body twitching): Yeahghh. I fingkhh.
Good Times.
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